I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see